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[When Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.

Interview by David Brancaccio, NOW (PBS) (7 October 2005).
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I hope this is accurate.

(via merlin)

  • Track Name

    Corndog Jones Theme

  • Artist

    Rob Franks


Flying, zapping, everything is happening

We got a hero for us now

hotdog with corn layer outside

how did he come to be?

He was friend in some radioactive grease 

something inside him freed

an inner superhero

he can do anything you need

he can do all the paperwork that you need. 

My friend Rob wrote this song for the Kid President show, and it is amazing.